This page is a resource for yoga fun, because we at Go Green believe there is a lighter side to yoga . Here you will find funny yoga content, including yoga humor, jokes, videos and cartoons, yoga quotes, and some interesting yoga facts. So sit back, relax and enjoy some great stuff about our favorite topic. We update regularly so don't be a stranger!
Yoga: Release your inner child
Q: What did the ad say for the yoga studio searching for a new instructor?
A: "Inquire within."
The Yogi says to the hot dog vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
What did the police say to the Yogi?
"You have the right to remain silent."
When asked what gifts he wanted for his birthday, the Yogi replied:
"I wish for no gifts, only presence."
A Yoga motto: "Don't just do something - sit there!"
This is one yoga class we would not want to be a part of!
"Blessed are those who are flexible, for they shall never be bent out of shape." ~ Unknown
"Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked." ~ Desikashar
"Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious." ~ David Williams, Ashtanga teacher
"The calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, because yoga comes and goes." ~ Katha Upanishad
"Yoga teaches us to cure that which need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured." ~ B.K.S Iyengar
"A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves." ~ T. Guillemets
"The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough." ~ Amy Weintraub
"I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary." ~ Betsy Canas Garmon
"Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible." ~ Bob Harper
"Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are." ~ Jason Crandell
Laughter Yoga - Have you tried it?