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Yoga Fun

This page is a resource for yoga fun, because we at Go Green believe there is a lighter side to yoga . Here you will find funny yoga content, including yoga humor, jokes, videos and cartoons, yoga quotes, and some interesting yoga facts. So sit back, relax and enjoy some great stuff about our favorite topic.  We update regularly so don't be a stranger!

Funny Yoga, Yoga Humor & Yoga Jokes

Yoga: Release your inner child


Q: What did the ad say for the yoga studio searching for a new instructor?

A: "Inquire within."


The Yogi says to the hot dog vendor:

"Make me one with everything."


What did the police say to the Yogi?

"You have the right to remain silent."

When asked what gifts he wanted for his birthday, the Yogi replied:

"I wish for no gifts, only presence."


A Yoga motto: "Don't just do something - sit there!"


 

This is one yoga class we would not want to be a part of! 

Yoga Quotes

"Blessed are those who are flexible, for they shall never be bent out of shape." ~ Unknown

"Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked." ~ Desikashar

"Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious." ~ David Williams, Ashtanga teacher

"The calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, because yoga comes and goes." ~ Katha Upanishad

"Yoga teaches us to cure that which need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured." ~ B.K.S Iyengar

"A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves." ~ T. Guillemets

"The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough." ~ Amy Weintraub

"I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary." ~ Betsy Canas Garmon

"Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible." ~ Bob Harper

"Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are." ~ Jason Crandell

Interesting Yoga Facts

  • Yoga originated in India over 5,000 years ago
  • It is believed that there may be more people practicing yoga in California than in all of India!
  • An estimated 16 million people in North America practice yoga
  • Yoga can literally be done anywhere. Variations can be done at your desk, in your car, or even on an airplane.

Laughter Yoga - Have you tried it?

  • The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit word "yoke". It can be loosely translated to mean "to join" or "unite."
  • Hatha yoga is the type of yoga that describes exercise and is the form that most people are familiar with.
  • A male who practices yoga is called a yogi or yogin. A female who practices is called a yogini.
  • Everyone can do yoga. Asanas can be modified to accommodate any physical limitations.
  • Yoga and diet go hand in hand. There are certain foods you can eat that can actually increase your flexibility and brain function.